7 cool tips on how to increase your RSS feed subscribers this summer on the beach (joke)

You’re a blogger, right ?
You want to skyrocket your RSS subscription counter ?

Here you are with 7 cool tips on how to add new subscribers even when you’re on the beach this summer.

1. Print your RSS feed on a cap and give it away for free. You’ll have a whole team promoting your feed.
2. Print your RSS feed on your towel. Each time you’ll come out of the water and use your towel, the people around you will notice your feed.
3. Take your notebook with WiFi connection to internet on the beach and give away free icecream to everybody who subscribes to your feed thru your notebook.
4. Hire an airplane with a flying banner and write your RSSfeed on it. Everybody on the beach will notice it.
5. Print your RSSfeed on the swimsuit of a cool babe and let her walk up and down the beach the whole day. Beware: putting it on the thong will for sure capture attention of eyeballs, but will make it harder to recognize the letters
6. Tattoo your RSS feed on your chest.
7. Buy a pair of sandals, get your RSSfeed engraved on the bottom and walk on the beach, stomp in the mud. Cool extra tip: use the same cool babe of point 5.